This blog is intended to both poke fun at, and shed light on, the confluence of a couple of phenomena of the internet age: the level of discourse one finds on “comment” areas of newspapers, magazines, blogs, etc., and the polarization of the nation into just two camps (liberal or conservative, pepsi or coke, tastes great or less filling).

I've called it “Be Reasonable” to bring focus to what is out of focus: that people don’t seem to be able to engage in reasonable discussion or reasonable disagreement, but instead act in disrespectful ways to feel like they’ve made their point. Of course, this does nothing of the sort. So, I am here to implore people to please, take a look at the items I post here…see yourself in them…and “Be Reasonable” for once.

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Killer 3-way


I like sex as much as the next guy but I am one of those rare guys (if all other guys are to be believed) that does not get all hot-and-bothered at the thought of having sex with more than one woman at a time…seems like too much work to me, not to mention that I’d have to share my Oreos with even more people – not doing it. (Yes, I make references to past blog posts…you’re going to have to keep up people!)

But apparently there are plenty of people who will engage in this…ahem…”activity.”  Like the recent story about an Atlanta police officer who died while having sex with a woman and…another man.


That’s not even the punch-line.  Turns out the woman involved wasn’t the cop’s wife.

That’s still not the punch line.  Turns out he had a heart condition that he saw a specialist about but said specialist neglected to advise him to stay away from strenuous activity – such as a ménage-a-trois – and ol’ Porky (har!) had a heart attack and died.  I am not making that up.  I am also not making up the fact that his wife (the one he cheated on with Dick and Jane) sued the cardiologist and won: 3 million dollars!  Let’s see what the interwebs thinks of this:


Well played “Kenneth Conner”…he was a cop, so he was trained to double-tap (if I ain’t being too subtle.)


Now, now, “John Thomas” are you really going to bring politics into this?  Besides, everyone knows that Dick Cheney had no heart (or hart)…


Huh-huh…he said “load”

Okay, okay, is there anybody who can say anything non-sexual?


Seriously?  You ask someone a question about a story that you’re commenting on but haven’t read?  Hey “Paul Thompson” how bout you save us all some time and SCROLL THE EFF UP AND READ!


Hold on there “Al Oliver.” Do what you must as long as it’s not blogging about the non-thinkers.  That’s my job.


And “Sandra Bell Calhoune” you will be judged by a jury of your peers.


Are you saying that without this one woman there would be no sex at all in the world?  Holy Crap…she must be a bigger slut than I thought.


She first tried to knit her but those needles are too long.  Look, I don’t know what your definition of “partying” is, but I guess it doesn’t involve a 3-way, huh?

Okay, I don’t really have a point here this week, I just happened to find this story amusing and the comments even more so…but I have to admit that “Steve Fernandez” of Austin, Texas, you have just become my favorite internet commenter with this gem:


Be Reasonable


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